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PRAY FOR OUR PRESIDENT - (to be replaced)

FRED PHELPS - DEMOCRAT Are there any questions?

BERNANKE: "UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RANGE BETWEEN 8.2 AND 8.5 % BY END 2012." - “I will be held accountable,” “If I don’t have this done in three years, then there’s going to be a one-term proposition.”

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS - Good News: Main street claims unemployment rate TUMBLES drastically to 8.6% with 120,000 new jobs. Bad News: the Jobs are mostly seasonal!


The American dream -

Meaning of 'help' and 'hurt' confuse liberals -

See you in hell Phelps -

The Green Fog -

SCANDAL - Is it me, or is the Democratic Party the Sam's Club of corruption?


TAGS: god help us
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Republicans don't have to do much -


TAGS: help is on the way
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Last laugh -

TAGS: liberal media helped promote duck dynasty and conservative beliefs
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MashiMashi - January 4, 2014, 4:06 pm
A&E has pulled this crap with so many of thier reality shows I can't belive the HOOPLE-HEADS that fell for it. Worlds Deadliest Catch, Dog the bounty hunter, etc etc etc

THERE - We were all thinking it, Someone had to say it!

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Renza - February 25, 2013, 12:05 pm
My guess is shes about as sharp as a bubble.
JGalt - February 24, 2013, 11:37 pm
why did Diane Feinstein say she wished Mr and Mrs. America to 'turn em all in"?
PapaFox - February 24, 2013, 5:33 pm
Strawman. Nobody's trying to eliminate the 2nd Amendment.
JGalt - February 23, 2013, 7:28 pm
And so do many sheriffs that say they will not enforce any attempts at eliminating the 2nd amendment. Whats your point?
PapaFox - February 23, 2013, 9:15 am
News flash: American troops work for the government. :-D

HARBINGERS - -Ones that foreshadow what is to come- November 2010 will be here soon, and if Obama keeps campaigning for Dems, this whole country will turn red.

WHO YA GONNA CALL- VOTEBUSTERS - If we aren't beating you in meetings, we'll be taking care of the voting machines before and after the vote. Bwahaahaahaa Helping Democrats stay in office one way or another.

THE SEAT - Obama is creating it With the help of Democrats


FRED PHELPS - You can't stay alive forever. Can't wait to protest your funeral, you bastard.

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PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 5:52 pm
Too right.

OBAMA CARE - Was helped by the drug industry


OBAMA'S SPEECHES - help unify Democrats

Thanks to Obamacare Hadjis no Longer Have to Blow Themselves Up -

CONSERVATIVE HEALTH CARE REFORM - If we trust them we'll all end up here.

NOBODY - Has done it all by themselves.


TAGS: romney isn t going to help
Rating: 1.4/5

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crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 10:46 pm
Any chance you can give us the context here?
GrouchoMarxist - October 31, 2012, 10:35 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNPbTyAJvC8&feature=player_embedded/ You can handle it too crank
crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 10:14 pm
the poster says "privatize disaster relief" y'know, FEMA. Good night to you as well.
foxrecon19d - October 31, 2012, 10:13 pm
Seeing as you dont reference FEMA anywhere in your poster, nor do you actually care about the role of FEMA in anything except furthering Obama's weak talking points, I'll just say have a good night, cranks. You aren't fooling anyone
crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 10:08 pm
Does FEMA still exist, or doesn't it? Are there people from FEMA helping out in the disaster areas right at this moment, or aren't there?
foxrecon19d - October 31, 2012, 10:03 pm
Unfortunately, Obama IS THE PRESIDENT! So despite all of his ranting and raving, and all his sycophants (Im a**uming you arent an Obama sycophant, right?) saying Romney was President these past 4 years, the buck still stops with Obama...right?
crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 9:55 pm
Well, if Obama was on the record, saying he wanted to dismantle FEMA, then what you just said, would be correct. Unfortunately for both you, and your argument, Romney is the guy, on the record, saying precisely that thing.
foxrecon19d - October 31, 2012, 9:53 pm
ummmmmmm...Romney isn't the president. Sooooooo,if anyone is leaving States to fend for themselves, it's Obama

Donald Trump "Helps" Puerto Rico by throwing paper towels -

Harry Reid refused to vote on numerous House passed bills -

TAGS: harry reid helped the republicans get elected
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steve1961 - November 23, 2014, 12:15 am
Isn't a giant watermark kind of not allowed on the MotiNetwork? Just asking.